Monday, September 08, 2008

Joke of the Week

Image copyright (c) Stevyn Colgan 2008

16 comments:

joelmead said...

You would have thought that maybe he likes to get legless sometimes too:)

Janet said...

HA HA HA HA - very, very funny!

Janet

Stevyn Colgan said...

Joel - Truly you are the Pun King!

Janet - Careful now ... you'll sprain something.

chris hale said...

Stevyn - is Quasimodo picking his nose, or just picking a nose?

willow said...

Fun-eee! I like how the head in the shopping cart is missing an eye or two. Where do you come up with these ideas?!

Stevyn Colgan said...

Hard drugs and self-abuse of course.

chris hale said...

I had no idea Phyllosan had such psychotropic qualities!

As for the self abuse, stop being so hard on yourself.

Stevyn Colgan said...

Chris - it's this damned Man Cold I've got ... I'm overdosing on Benylin Expectorant ...

Anyway, I'm much too young to even know what Phyllosan is ...

Anonymous said...

A good dollop of raspberry vinegar mate, better than any pharmaceutical rubbish. Wouldn't do Quasimodo any harm either!!!

Me said...

Philosan was a huge product. Its strap line was 'fortification for the over forties' - as well you know.
You have a tonne of it in the bathroom cabinet.
Honestly - tell the truth! We know it aint all rock and roll being an brilliant author, a talented artist and a very competent musician!!
:)

Stevyn Colgan said...

Bum. The truth is out.

Debby said...

You know, if you had a good agent, s/he would have been able to handle Me's shocking claim, putting a positive spin. You'd have come out the other side of this scandal with your glittering image intact. (Heck, by the time she was done, you'd probably be 29 again, as well.)

But no. Now we know the truth. I hope it does not affect book sales.

Stevyn Colgan said...

Debby - My poor agent will be mortified. Mind you, trying to convince him that I could pass for 29 was never going to work. He has eyes.

chris hale said...

Stevyn, you could always do what they do in the theatre. Every play I've ever seen has ancient black and white photographs of the stars in the programme. If these things are to be believed, Dame Judi Dench is barely out of her teens, and Patrick Stewart is a long haired, moustachioed twenty-something.

Use one of those old photos you published earlier in your blog, then everyone will believe you little more than a school leaver. You know it makes sense.

Stevyn Colgan said...

Chris - Good plan ... But, sadly, I think that extreme plastic surgery is my only hope now!

Me said...

Giggling...
Debby - you are of course right. Ben is a lovely agent and very good really. Twas not so much a shocking claim really more of a truthful observation. Of course he is much adored - but we dont tell him in case he gets big headed!