Friday, August 22, 2008
Tsk. A couple of days ago, my blog was 500 posts old. And I was so busy that I didn't even notice. I didn't even send a card. 500! That's some kind of a pointless landmark surely?
So I'm having a day of belated smug self-congratulation. So much waffle has passed under the bridge since I started this monster in 2006. So many rants. So many bad puns. It's a day to celebrate and you are all hereby invited to my blog's virtual birthday party. Bring virtual hats and virtual beer. Oh, and here's a joke to set the mood.
Sorry. This is about as funny as I get. So if you're not laughing, it may turn out to be a crappy party. Please seek solace in spirits. The virtual beer is in the virtual kitchen. There's a pretend bottle opener in the imaginary second drawer down. Please don't stand on ceremony. Help yourselves.
Happy birthday blog!