- We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
- Ask about our plans for owning your home.
- Would you like to enter Miss World? (although this is also double-entendre)
- Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.
- Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?
- North Carolina pageant contestant gets shot at world title.
- Please don’t feed the fish kids.
And the commonplace but brilliant:
- Caution – Slow children.
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