Friday, August 04, 2006

Big Pants for Big Boys

As I seem to be having a really positive time at the moment, I've decided that maybe I could try shedding a few stones in weight.

The one thing that I will miss when I've shed a few more pounds is going into shops and buying extra large pants (by that, my American chums, I mean undershorts.)

XL. Or, even better, XXL pants.

Sounds great doesn't it? Yes! Give me XXXL pants! I have the gonads of a Tyrannosaurus!

However, the sad truth is that extra large pants just indicates extra large beer gut, man breasts and a fat back. But I don't care. At least I don't have to ask for small pants. Or (God forbid) extra small.

That would be mortifying.

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